Personalized Letters from Santa Include:
  • 8 to 10 things Santa knows about the recipient
  • Letter printed on Santa's own 2010 watercolor stationery with matching envelope
  • Handwritten, sparkly signature
  • North Pole "Postmark"
  • Santa's embossed, golden seal
  • Christmas stamp
  • Optional, limited edition Christmas tree ornament

Adult Humorous Letter #2

To personalize your letter, please fill in the green fields throughout the form.

Dear name,

I have been checking my lists and checking them twice and, yes, there you are on my Naughty List. Uh-oh! How is it that a age year old man/woman like you hasn't figured out how to get on my Good List and stay there? Do you realize that your ratio of naughty to nice deeds and behaviors over the last year was 4 to 1? Yikes! Not to mention that you have neglected to leave me cookies for several years now. And, do you think I haven't noticed that you no longer believe in me? What is the world coming to when a man/woman such as you doesn't take the time to believe in and live the magic anymore?

We need to do something, name, to turn this situation around. First of all you need to get better about worst vice or bad behavior. It's time to make a change! Get name of best friend, spouse, important person to help you out with that and hold you accountable. Second, remember the nice deeds need to outweigh the naughty ones substantially, so get out there and make the bumper sticker people proud by practicing random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty. Also, clean out your stocking once in a while, will you? I'm not very fond of finding old, moldy candy in stockings when I reach into them to leave gifts. Gross! Mrs. Claus doesn't like it either when I come home with my gloves all stinky and stained.

O.K., now let's get into some of the finer points of persuasion. On Christmas Eve when I finally get to hometown or where will be for Christmas, leave me some favorite food or snack and favorite alcoholic beverage or other favorite drink for heaven's sake. Don't hoard it all for yourself! It's a long journey and a guy needs a few creature comforts to keep his spirits up. Be sure to get to bed early on Christmas Eve as well. You know the deal. The magic can't happen until one is deep in dreamland.

Well, do your best to make these changes and I'll see what I can do about your Naughty List status, if not for this year perhaps for next. Have a Merry Christmas.


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